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caroldamver:

clint barton is the kind of guy who can hit a fly from 100m away with a bow and arrow but if you yell think fast and throw something at him he will not catch it and it will hit him in the face


posted on Sep 02 from newvagabond © caroldamver with 7,618 notes

Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

posted on Sep 02 from weenie-scout © matthewsagan with 42,301 notes

thisisglorious:

faeriesandlakes:

concious-anonymous:

inabasket:

cool it comes with a free refill 

How would girls feel if it said “Female Tears” ??

Oh lord.

probably

the

same

way

we

feel

when

we

see

these.

FUCKING THANK YOU


posted on Sep 02 from weenie-scout © cr33pyb0y with 249,777 notes
whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM


posted on Sep 02 from itsrainingarmin © whiteboyfriend with 21,875 notes

squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.


posted on Sep 02 from benignhumor © squided with 40,074 notes
clamville:

hellmo

clamville:

hellmo


posted on Sep 02 from benignhumor © clamville with 215,346 notes

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla

he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex

he liked pigeons

he was a vegetarian 

he was a babe

he was shy

he hated edison 

he’s perfect 

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Yup, as long as you’re ok with that time he went bonkers and tried to build a death ray.

Are you serious the death ray was the best part

I’ll just leave this here


posted on Sep 02 from weenie-scout © turd-bag with 374,390 notes

noemail:

snoop dog going around in a blonde bob wig telling people he’s a white man named Todd is the best piece of performance art of 2014


posted on Sep 02 from dutchster © noemail with 32,908 notes
wetmyplants:

there is a lot here to take in

wetmyplants:

there is a lot here to take in


posted on Sep 02 from dutchster © youngwhiteboi with 104,025 notes